this is what our army flag shall look like!
 Canada will be in control of making all meat products. Maryland will be in charge of all seafood. All the russians will mysteriously ''disappear''. New Zeland will be changed to New William. There will be no taxes. Gas will be 72cents a gallon if anyone is still using it. Anime will be on TV all day. Madonna and classic rock will be on the radio all day long. Everyone from Poland will disappear unless I find $10,000 times thier population on my doorstep. Medicine will be only $2.00 a perscription. The land that was once Russia will become a gigantic resort. Guitar Hero will be a worldwide sport. Togas will be outlawed. Iron Maiden will make the international anthem. Burger King will promote me and I will make sure everyone eats there.
 
I will also make sure everyone has at least one pet bunny rabbit (including myself). And just when you thought jail couldn't get any worse I will make everyone in jail do the chicken dance 24/7! Then when you get out of jail you will have to work at McDonalds for the rest of your life! And let's just say that all clownsand dustmites will go ''extinct''. Everybody will be forced to drink rootbeer instead of mt.dew,dr.pepper,and coke. The world will be much more different than anything Alexander the Great,Napoleon,Hitler,or Castro ever could have imagined because they were all WAY to serious. Oohooh I just had a good idea..the only legal units of money will be yen and american dollars,yeah. You will only be allowed to by cereals owned by General Mills;none of them other stupid cereals.Anybody who wears a leather jacket and lipstick at the same time will be executed.Spong Bob Square Pants will have his own worldwide holiday. I will make sure each household owns at least two spyro games. And all maple syrup will be made in Canada. There will also be a national hide and go seek day in USA. There might be one in England,too. Fat people won't be allowed in Jamica. Oh,and here's a list of countries I'm going to fight against:
 

North America: Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Antigua & Barbuda, Honduras, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Island of Newfoundland

South America: Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Bolivia, Chile

Africa: Malta, Libya, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Somalia, Angola, Zimbabwe

Europe: United Kingdom, Ireland, France, Denmark, Estonia, Latvia, Belarus, Poland, Ukraine, Moldova, Belgium, Luxembourg, Monaco, Turkey, Serbia, Slovenia, Lithuania

Asia: Yemen, Oman, Qatar, Bahrain, Jordan, Gaza, West Bank, Cyprus, Israel, Russia, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, India, Nepal, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Laos, Vietnam, North Korea, Maldives, Sri Lanka, Malay, Singapore, Hong Kong, Macau, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan

Australia: Australia

Oceania: Fiji Islands, Christmas Island, Keeling Islands, Chagos Archipelago, Maldives, Somoa

 
 
There will also be an international holiday for Nikola Tesla and Stephen Hawking.
 
So let's review the groups that are our enemies:
All of the countries that I'm going to fight
Zombies
Evil vampires
Terrorrists
COMMUNISTS
Any democrat that screwed up during their political career
Evil aliens (the ones on Pluto)
Many,many diseases
Russians
Dustmites
Habitual Criminals
Animal Abusers
Child Abusers
People who where leather jackets and lipstick at the same time
Poles
Any Criminal
 
All of that may seem a little too much but if for the good of scociety. And Oklahoma will be painted purple.
 
Once all of this has been done during my career as world leader we may have the closest thing possible to a perfect planet.
 
If you didn't know, the whole point of me taking over the world is to make it a better place.
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