First you've got to get a cool evil name. There is your:
Regular name:The name you were given at birth. Mine is Billy.
Descriptive name:This name describes you. Mine is BtGermanlover
Sinister name:Generally the kind of name you see on a heavy metal album. This type of name is a synonym for evil. Mine is Master Doomskull.
Then you need a motive. What makes you be evil? Some common motives are:
Power (one of my motives)
Revenge (one of my motives)
Just being naturally evil
Next you need an evil laugh. This is one of the most important skills! Here are some good choices for your evil laugh:
Ha Ha Ha...
Muahahahahahahaha (my evil laugh)
Once you have decided upon your evil laugh begin to practice it every day. Soon you will be able to preform it with ease.
Good times to use your evil laugh:
When revealing your master plan.
During a bank robbery.
When destroying you worst enemy.
While standing over the bodies of your fallen enemies.
After your evil scheme succeeds.
When instructing your minions.
Before unleashing your weapon of extreme power.
Just as a super hero sneeks up behind you.
Anytime at all,pretty much.
All evil-doers need an objective to put their evilness toward. Here's a list of the most common objectives:
World domination (that's mine)
Destroy the Earth
To cause Misery
Now you need an evil career:
Criminal Mastermind (mine)
Horror Movie Villain
Destroy the Earth kind of guy
Avatar for a god/demon
Now you need a location for your lair:
Giant Business Tower
Underground Secret HQ of Doom
Evil Henchmen are important because no evil genius can accomplish anything without minions. Here's a list of evil henchmen:
And you have to dress evil to. Try out these evil fashions:
Brain in a Jar
Never revealing your Face